Steven Seagal is the ultimate killing weapon but the government knows he will one day perish and constructs a clone of him, only the clone is a baby. The government pulls the plug on project and due to legal stipulations Steven Seagal gains custody of his own clone. The small town family with which he leads a double life is turned on it's head with the arrival of the cloned Steven Seagal baby and hilarity ensues until the Russian mob sends an assassin to kill the cloned baby and only one man can save them, Steven Seagal. (like twins meets three men and a baby)
2. Adventures in Babysitting 2: Tokyo Fever.
Elizabeth Shue reprises her role as "Chris: The Babysitter", when, on a business meeting to Japan her young niece (Miley Cyrus, who happens to be with her on the trip) is kidnapped to be sold on black market as a sex slave. Elizabeth Shue teams up with Chuck Norris to teach the Yakuza that they picked the wrong babysitter to fuck with.
3. Back to the Future 4: The Cure for Parkinsons Disease
With Michael McFlys Parkinsons Disease worsening he goes to Doc's old Lab (Abandoned and falling apart) and finds the original blue prints for the "Flux Capacitor". With the help of Stephen Hawking they go back to the future to try to find themselves a cure but are they ready to deal with the consequences?
4. Rod Stewart and the Mole Men of Africa.
Singing sensation Rod Stewart teams up with a Frat Jock with telepathic powers to battle mole men who have recently been killing miners in Africa. Yep.
5. E.T. 2: Fuck You!!!
E.T. is back and holy shit is he pissed! E.T. has come back to settle the score with the government that tried to dissect him and he brought a few hundred warships. E.T. attempts to reconnect with Elliot only to find that Elliot has been declared clinically insane for almost 20 years (he just couldn't shut up about how an alien used to touch him with glowing fingers.).. Now E.T. must find away to undo the many years of therapy and rescue his younger sister, Drew Barrymore, from a life of drugs and prostitution all while attacking this U.S. Government who has placed E.T. on the suspected terrorist list. Shit just got real for E.T.
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